(S7) - PT 1 - Biggest Busts

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Bork Bjornsson was a bust of colossal proportions. That bum didn't even last 4 seasons in the league despite being a 1st round pick. He was so much of a bum that, even though he created during the first half of S1, no teams in the NSFL signed him off of waivers. NONE. Even though he was a defensive lineman. What's up with that? Why would no team want a fresh, max active defensive lineman? The answer is simple. Because Bjornsson sucked donkey. I knew it, you knew it, everybody knew it. Which is why no GMs wanted to spend a measly 2m on signing him. Bjornsson spent his entire career with the Yellowknife Wraiths before retiring for no good reason at all and thus has been lost in the annals of NSFL history. He never led the league in sacks, he never really even did much of anything noteworthy at all. Because he was terrible. And then he retired. The only reason why he is noteworthy is because one time he had a fluke game where he recorded 6 sacks. While that's pretty awesome, it during a time when OLs in the league were jokes. If Bjornsson played in today's NSFL he'd be even worse and probably would have retired even earlier.

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