What is Borkus Maximus III's dietary secret for maintaining his figure? Well, it wouldn't be a very big secret if everybody knew, now would it? But here's a hint: It rhymes with Shmovacados.
It's avocados. Borkus Maximus III eats so many avocados that it's getting out of hand. Avocados ruined his marriage. But that doesn't stop Borkus. Everything Borkus eats contains avocados. He puts avocado in his oatmeal for breakfast. He puts avocado in his sandwiches. He tops his steaks with thin strips of avocado. And for desert? Avocado ice cream.
He snacks on avocado chips, or sometimes regular chips dipped in avocado - heavy - guacamole. He puts avocado in his beans, his soup, and when he relaxes with a nice fancy alcoholic mixed drink instead of a lime on the rim he has a slice of avocado.
Borkus' doctors tell him this is insane and avocado really isn't that great for you when you eat so much of it. But Borkus doesn't listen, his hippie personal trainer knows more than a doctor anyhow.
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It's avocados. Borkus Maximus III eats so many avocados that it's getting out of hand. Avocados ruined his marriage. But that doesn't stop Borkus. Everything Borkus eats contains avocados. He puts avocado in his oatmeal for breakfast. He puts avocado in his sandwiches. He tops his steaks with thin strips of avocado. And for desert? Avocado ice cream.
He snacks on avocado chips, or sometimes regular chips dipped in avocado - heavy - guacamole. He puts avocado in his beans, his soup, and when he relaxes with a nice fancy alcoholic mixed drink instead of a lime on the rim he has a slice of avocado.
Borkus' doctors tell him this is insane and avocado really isn't that great for you when you eat so much of it. But Borkus doesn't listen, his hippie personal trainer knows more than a doctor anyhow.
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