Blackford Oakes has a great training regimen that keeps him at the peak pinnacle of both physical and mental health and that's all thanks to a former teammate of his while he played for the Las Vegas Legion who are now the New Orleans Second Line and that former teammate's name is, wait for it, Connor Tanner whose desire to destroy everything Blackford Oakes knows and loves forces him to be at peak awareness at all times so as to not let the scheming, conniving snake get the better of him in his repeated and numerous attempts to sabotage the New Orleans Second Line franchise and the career of Blackford Oakes which if you think about it is really mean and kind of a dickish mission to dedicate your life to I mean instead of like saving puppies or whales or children or helping to alleviate poverty or whatever you force, cajole, coerce, blackmail, and otherwise ringlead ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring.
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