(S7) - Weekend PT 1 - Training Regimen

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The way that Terrell Brister trains is this. It’s a very secret method than only he knows, so be glad that he is sharing it with you right now. He does…. Nothing. He sits at home, drinks soda and plays video games. All day. He never trains, and he’s still amazing. This is something that the whole New Orleans locker room has started to do. Maybe he’ll turn on some film sometimes, but who needs film? Who needs to be good. Perhaps the Yeti have been getting to him. Or his teammate Brian Mills who thinks he’s good, but he really sucks, has slowly entered Brister’s mind and told him to be bad. What about Borkus, who started this whole thing! He never trains a day because he’s blessed with bork genes. He never has to worry about training, or watching film. Borkus just absorbs the knowledge. Truly magical.

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