Jaylon Broxton, the new member of the New Orleans Second Line, has taken to working out with the team's quarterback Borkus Maximus III. As many people may have realized by now, Borkus is one of the league's most jacked dudes. He wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs with the hottest women. All of this is part of their workout routine because a healthy mind helps contribute to a healthy body. In terms of the actual workout regimens, both Borkus Maximus III and Jaylon Broxton are members of the TB12 cult. For the uninitiated, you start by paying thousands of dollars for a cookbook, set of resistance bands and medicine balls, and monthly shipments of a special vitamin mixture. The workouts merely require a lot of stretching and resistance band exercises and a nightly prayer to the cult's leader which will endow your body with special hormones that allow you to build muscle and prevent injury effortlessly.
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