Mat Akselsen only has one workout routine. Full on Rocky IV training montage in the snow. Mat does it all, he runs through the snow away from KGB agents hot on his tail. One time they caught a drop of his sweat in a vial and attempted to run away with it back to commie land. Well, as any red-blooded American would Mat called upon his trusty bald eagle sidekick, Jeremy, who swooped down at the agents and stole the vial right out of their hands. Bringing the vial back to Mat, who promptly crushed it under the heel of his full-sized American boots.
AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
A COUNTRY FOR YOU AND ME
Mat Akselsen sang this in his head as he crushed the hopes and dreams of the USSR.
He also does pull-ups in the forest, carries logs on his back, and carries his family around in a cart. He also keeps a mental image in his head of his fallen comrade, Luke Leuchly and vows to avenge his death at the hands of the red devils.
AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
A COUNTRY FOR YOU AND ME
Mat Akselsen sang this in his head as he crushed the hopes and dreams of the USSR.
He also does pull-ups in the forest, carries logs on his back, and carries his family around in a cart. He also keeps a mental image in his head of his fallen comrade, Luke Leuchly and vows to avenge his death at the hands of the red devils.
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