Despite having a rich, preppy, douche bag-sounding name Blackford Oakes grew up a little poor and so in order to earn a little spending money he got into underground giant beaver racing which of course is highly illegal but during his six year career he won nine titles of varying prestigiousness in fact when he was 13 he announced his retirement to focus on his football career and had one final race in order to win the undergound giant beaver grand prix and it was at this race where he met Connor Tanner who later became famous for forcing ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into mass retiring against their will and it was a hard fought race between the two but in the end Oakes wound up winning as he always does against Tanner and took him the grand prix championship in his final race and so if he didn't have a promising career in pro football on the horizon Blackford Oakes probably would've gone pro in giant beaver racing and enjoyed a long, successful career there which would've been super fun and exhiliterating but in that timeline he probably never meets Borkus Maximus III and Terrell Brister and probably doesn't get an invite to their wedding which really would be a shame so everything worked out in the end and hey maybe he can talk Borkus and Brister into having some giant beaver racing at their wedding.
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