Are you familiar with the greatest band ever created? I know what you’re thinking, tlk The Beatles are broken up, and anyways it’s Zeppelin and they broke up after Bonham died. Well then, you uncultured swine, you’re not familiar with the greatest band ever. I am of course referring to Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Dr. Mayhem is the front man, he has the gravely and sexy voice that makes women swoon. He also plays the keyboard. Flyod Pepper is about all cool as bassists get, and you cannot beet his Sgt. Peppers like suit. Janice, aw man where to start with Janice, she’s just a great guitarist all around. But you have the key pieces most bands don’t have in Lips and Zoot, trumpet and saxophone, respectively. Although Lips didn’t join the Electric Mayhem until late, he’s a welcome addition and a great compliment to Zoot. Finally, what band wouldn’t be complete without a Drummer, and who is the most iconic drummer? Animal. The…er…thing…is an animal on drums and it’s crazy. Get them, and you’ve got the band to end all bands in the Ultimus halftime show.
[div align=center]
![[Image: 55659_s.gif]](https://signavatar.com/55659_s.gif)
![[Image: 52710_s.gif]](http://signavatar.com/52710_s.gif)
[SIZE=4]Player Page || Anoa'i Update Page ||
Quote:We didn't reach out because we didn't want you.
[SIZE=4]Player Page || Anoa'i Update Page ||
Quote:everyone’s favorite mediocre wide receiver, Darren Smallwood.[/align]
