(S7) - Weekend PT 4 - Half-Time Show

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An ideal halftime show to the Ultimus championship would not involve music. No that is something we can all agree is boring and costs too much money. We would rather see more sports in between our sports. And what is more entertaining than watching football besides watching more football? Instead what we will do is trot out the bots from the Solar Bears and the Seawolves with some slight "modifications" to their programming. We just crank up the aggression about 300%. That should do the trick. Now we've got bots trying to rip eachothers heads off. That's freaking awesome. But wait, there's more. We also installed flamethrowers and chainsaws onto the bots. Yeah buddy, better hope you're not sitting in the front couple of rows because you're going to get sprayed with hydraulic fluid as Steve Fuller slices and dices his way through the opposing defense while his linemen throw blocks with flamethrowers. It's going to be fucking awesome.