*Durden / Squanch AMA

[Durden]

How do you feel about your quarterback "Brad Pennington" who is well-known as a guy who doesn't wash his hands after pooping?

Did you know "Brad Pennington" is actually Slider Bummington?

How does it feel going into the draft class as the top DSFL receiver?

How much better do you think your stats would be if you didn't have Bummington throwing to you?

How is the cutest wide receiver in the DSFL?

He's kinda gross. I mean... I've gotta touch those balls after he has (at least when he finally gets one my way that is).

I didn't know that, but the last name makes sense. He's kind of a bum.

I'm the top DSFL receiver? I mean, it's not hard when you're like... the only one, right? I just wish my numbers showed that.

I wouldn't know. I'm ugggggly. U-G-L-Y.