(S7) - Weekend PT 4 - Half-Time Show

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Taylor Swift should do the half time show for the Ultimus. She is so obviously the best choice that even just the idea of having someone else do it approaches absurdity when compared and contrasted with having T Swizzle do it. Taylor is the perfect choice for this sites target demographic and current demographic. She’s the closest thing to an internet waifu for all the weeks we got here, she’s popular enough that the cool folks like her, her songs are catchy, and she is famous. There are literally no draw backs to having Taylor Swift do the half time show. She’ll be up there with her little guitar, starting off with her oldy but goody songs, before transitioning to some of her more recent hits. It is my personal preference that her newest album is crap of the highest magnitude but I respect the opinions of others who disagree with me even though they are objectively wrong.

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