(S7) - PT 5 - Reality Shows

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Dear god what would Mat Akselsen actually do for reality TV? Would he embrace it's absurd nature? Retreat into his own shell? No one really knows, not even himself, as he is loathe to participate in one of the greatest failures of western civilization. So if he was a part of it, you would have to think that it would be some kind of programming that was out of his control, like Hard Knocks.

So if one werer to guess, Akselsen on Hard Knocks would actually be really boring. The majority of the times the cameras would simply find him studying the playbook, working out in the gym, recovering with the trainers, or in the QB room working with the coaches. The cameras will follow him into the cafeteria where he'll eat a meat, some leafy greens, and some kimchi or other fermented side. Gotta get those probiotics in. If you're really lucky you might catch him cheating with some bread or some pasta, a small indulgence for a hard worker.

In fact, it might be the most boring television event anyone had seen in a while. Simply a QB putting the time and dedication into his craft. If you were looking for something else, I don't really know what you expected from Mat Akselsen.