Robbed
Yeah so uh obviously the New Orleans Second Line was robbed from making the playoffs and the reason why the New Orleans Second Line was robbed from making the playoffs was because they should have beaten the Arizona Outlaws since the Arizona Outlaws were actually trying to lose the game on purpose but apparently Borkus Maximus III of the New Orleans Second Line is just terrible at life and threw so many interceptions to the Arizona Outlaws that it was ridiculous and the Arizona Outlaws were able to squeeze out a win against their wishes and efforts against the New Orleans Second Line which ended up knocking the New Orleans Second Line out of the playoffs though this actually turned out for the best for the New Orleans Second Line because now they get the number two draft pick in the entire draft even though they tried to win and do not have the guilt of trying to lose a game on purpose on their conscience unlike the Arizona Outlaws do when they tried to lose to the New Orleans Second Line but won anyway and now the Arizona Outlaws are actually in the playoffs so their plan actually back fired pretty tremendously.
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Playoff Predictions
So first things first the Orange County Otters are going to go in there and smack around the Arizona Outlaws and beat them there isn't much question about it if the Arizona Outlaws win it will be extremely impressive and quite the under dog story. Over in the NSFC I am predicting (HOT TAKE ALERT) that the Yellowknife Wraiths defeat the Philadelphia Liberty I don't have much reason for this other than that I am going with my gut on this one and my gut is telling me that the Yellowknife Wraiths are going to beat the Philadelphia Liberty in that game of simulation football you heard it here first. Then in the championship we will have the Yellowknife Wraiths versus the Orange County Otters where this time the NSFC will reign supreme and the Yellowknife Wraiths will take home the Ultimus after defeating the Orange County Otters biggest reason here is the home field advantage which I think the Wraiths will be able to capitalize on handily to win the game and also why in the world are these things 200 words jesus so long have they always been this long? But anyways the Yellowknife Wraiths I think will win the Ultimus.
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Hate the player or the game
So obviously the Arizona Outlaws probably should not have made the playoffs but this isn't a knock on them in fact I like the Arizona Outlaws very much yessir I sure do I like them a lot but let us be real and honest for a second here they have a losing record and also they tried to purposefully loose a game in order to prevent this very situation from happening so it has been an interesting twist of fates for them to actually win and make it to the playoffs they defied all odds including their own purposeful self sabotage to make it happen and so they should not have made it and even though the name of this prompt is hate the player I really want to stress that I do not hate the Arizona Outlaws in fact I like them a lot they are cool people expecially their two general managers I enjoy interacting with them a lot and I like their personalities and I respect them but their team should not have made the playoffs nonetheless because they have a losing record and it is pretty ridiculous that they were able to make it but I am very proud of them.
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Playoff Series MVP
Stupid sexy Mike Boss was the MVP of the Orange County Otters - Arizona Outlaws game and this is a surprise to pretty much nobody because the Arizona Outlaws defense is a mess and Mike Boss is Mike Boss even though he is basically an inactive corpse nowadays but it does not matter because the Orange County Otters are gonna Orange County Otter if ya know what I mean oh yes yeah you know what I mean yes you do just look at yourself haha those silly Orange County Otters am I right anyways Mike Boss posted a ridiculous 125.6 QB rating and 4 TDs for a ridiculous 484 yards I mean jeeze chill out Boss the Outlaws just wanted to play a game of football with you calm down the only "problem" with his game was he only had 28 completions out of 46 attempts but honestly it doesn't even matter when your average completion is freaking 17 yards long jeeze chill out Orange County Otters yall scary the Orange County Otters had THREE RECEIVERS go for over 100 yards receiving because the Arizona Outlaws just had no idea what was going on because Mike Boss is ridiculous and should probably be nerfed to be quite honest.
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Yeah so uh obviously the New Orleans Second Line was robbed from making the playoffs and the reason why the New Orleans Second Line was robbed from making the playoffs was because they should have beaten the Arizona Outlaws since the Arizona Outlaws were actually trying to lose the game on purpose but apparently Borkus Maximus III of the New Orleans Second Line is just terrible at life and threw so many interceptions to the Arizona Outlaws that it was ridiculous and the Arizona Outlaws were able to squeeze out a win against their wishes and efforts against the New Orleans Second Line which ended up knocking the New Orleans Second Line out of the playoffs though this actually turned out for the best for the New Orleans Second Line because now they get the number two draft pick in the entire draft even though they tried to win and do not have the guilt of trying to lose a game on purpose on their conscience unlike the Arizona Outlaws do when they tried to lose to the New Orleans Second Line but won anyway and now the Arizona Outlaws are actually in the playoffs so their plan actually back fired pretty tremendously.
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Playoff Predictions
So first things first the Orange County Otters are going to go in there and smack around the Arizona Outlaws and beat them there isn't much question about it if the Arizona Outlaws win it will be extremely impressive and quite the under dog story. Over in the NSFC I am predicting (HOT TAKE ALERT) that the Yellowknife Wraiths defeat the Philadelphia Liberty I don't have much reason for this other than that I am going with my gut on this one and my gut is telling me that the Yellowknife Wraiths are going to beat the Philadelphia Liberty in that game of simulation football you heard it here first. Then in the championship we will have the Yellowknife Wraiths versus the Orange County Otters where this time the NSFC will reign supreme and the Yellowknife Wraiths will take home the Ultimus after defeating the Orange County Otters biggest reason here is the home field advantage which I think the Wraiths will be able to capitalize on handily to win the game and also why in the world are these things 200 words jesus so long have they always been this long? But anyways the Yellowknife Wraiths I think will win the Ultimus.
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Hate the player or the game
So obviously the Arizona Outlaws probably should not have made the playoffs but this isn't a knock on them in fact I like the Arizona Outlaws very much yessir I sure do I like them a lot but let us be real and honest for a second here they have a losing record and also they tried to purposefully loose a game in order to prevent this very situation from happening so it has been an interesting twist of fates for them to actually win and make it to the playoffs they defied all odds including their own purposeful self sabotage to make it happen and so they should not have made it and even though the name of this prompt is hate the player I really want to stress that I do not hate the Arizona Outlaws in fact I like them a lot they are cool people expecially their two general managers I enjoy interacting with them a lot and I like their personalities and I respect them but their team should not have made the playoffs nonetheless because they have a losing record and it is pretty ridiculous that they were able to make it but I am very proud of them.
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Playoff Series MVP
Stupid sexy Mike Boss was the MVP of the Orange County Otters - Arizona Outlaws game and this is a surprise to pretty much nobody because the Arizona Outlaws defense is a mess and Mike Boss is Mike Boss even though he is basically an inactive corpse nowadays but it does not matter because the Orange County Otters are gonna Orange County Otter if ya know what I mean oh yes yeah you know what I mean yes you do just look at yourself haha those silly Orange County Otters am I right anyways Mike Boss posted a ridiculous 125.6 QB rating and 4 TDs for a ridiculous 484 yards I mean jeeze chill out Boss the Outlaws just wanted to play a game of football with you calm down the only "problem" with his game was he only had 28 completions out of 46 attempts but honestly it doesn't even matter when your average completion is freaking 17 yards long jeeze chill out Orange County Otters yall scary the Orange County Otters had THREE RECEIVERS go for over 100 yards receiving because the Arizona Outlaws just had no idea what was going on because Mike Boss is ridiculous and should probably be nerfed to be quite honest.
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