Written Points
Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point
One team that was truly robbed of the playoffs this season was none other than the New Orleans Second Line. They made some big moves by acquiring Vincent Sharpei at the trade deadline, and he came in and showed why he was a big name to grab. He was a work horse as soon as he got here, learning the playbook to get ready for the next game, but we aren’t talking about just one player. WE are talking about how New Orleans was a couple of plays away from their first ever playoff appearance. They needed to beat Arizona and score 3 more points to make the playoffs, but those damned Outlaws were able to score with less than two minutes and scrape out a win against those good ol’ Orleans boys. New Orleans’ defense was way better than Arizona’s, being second in the conference, their offense sputtered at times, but that is to be expected from a rookie quarterback. None the less, New Orleans easily deserved a playoff spot and should have gone into Orange County in the playoffs for a chance to go to the Ultimus. Next season, New Orleans will make a splash and make the playoffs.
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Hate the player or the game: Tell us which team made the playoffs and shouldn't have, or which team didn't and should have? (Can be completed at any point)
One team that shouldn’t have made the playoffs is none other than the Arizona Outlaws. Besides the fact that they sported one of the WORST defenses in the league (the only team worse in 3 of the 4 categories was the Colorado Yeti), and didn’t stand a chance against the Orange County Outlaws. The Arizona Outlaws must have done something illegal to come into New Orleans and win by one on a last second field goal. It’s hard to get over the fact that Arizona really has nothing going for them, but somehow squeaked their way into the playoffs. Their one bright spot that they have is their kicker, Dean Jackson, but besides that, the rest of the team just hasn’t been up to snuff like it should be. For such a history-riddled team, they are going to be struggling the next few years. Maybe this season was their last big hurrah where they were able to make the playoffs, but now it’s going to be time for them to move aside and let another team take the reins. New Orleans is the team that will step up next season, and show Arizona that it belongs in the bottom half of the conference just like their defense proved that this season.
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Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
The Ultimus MVP has to be none other than Tyler Oles. Sadly, he threw two interceptions and only had a 72.3 Quarterback rating, but he held onto the ball when his team needed it most and led the Philadelphia Liberty to their first ever Ultimus win. With that, Tyler Oles heads to Disneyland (clearly to get that money, you know how Disney is loaded out the ass). While there, rumor has it that he hooked up with not one, not two, not three, but four Disney princesses. Three have come forth already, being that of Belle (Beauty and the Beast), Arielle (Little Mermaid) and Jasmine. Who knew that Oles was into such a vast choice of women, but hey more power to him. There was also video evidence of Oles acting a drunk fool around the kids, throwing up on the streets in Disney and having open liquor in sight of minors. The police attempted to arrest him and he just kept screaming out “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M TYLER FUCKING OLES. I JUST WON THE ULTIMUS.” The Police really thought this man was crazy and were able to detain him for a little bit until the Front Office of Philadelphia had to come to his rescue. More to come on this story possibly later.
(217 words)
Unsung Hero:Who was the unsung hero of the playoffs, convince us. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
The Unsung hero of the Playoffs is none other than Tight End / Wide Receiver Paul DiMirio. This man easily lit up the Yellowknife Wraiths in the first round of the playoffs, putting up 8 receptions for 115 yards with two touchdowns. He came to show up and show out, he was bound to drag Philadelphia to the Ultimus if he had to. This man kept showing up play in and play out, he even had two pancakes against such a stingy defense in Yellowknife. Fast forward to the Ultimus and Paul decided to show up and play out again, this time going off for 4 receptions for 59 yards and a touchdown. Yes, his numbers weren’t as impressive as they were in the first game, but he still decided from the onset that he was going to do everything he could to be disruptive to the Otters defense. With him doing what he did, he allowed his teammates to get open and help open up the passing game, even if Oles only threw for 260 yards. Without Paul DiMirio, the Liberty would probably not have beat the Wraiths, and would not have had a chance against the Otters. Everybody in Philadelphia is thankful for DiMirio.
(206 words)
Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point
One team that was truly robbed of the playoffs this season was none other than the New Orleans Second Line. They made some big moves by acquiring Vincent Sharpei at the trade deadline, and he came in and showed why he was a big name to grab. He was a work horse as soon as he got here, learning the playbook to get ready for the next game, but we aren’t talking about just one player. WE are talking about how New Orleans was a couple of plays away from their first ever playoff appearance. They needed to beat Arizona and score 3 more points to make the playoffs, but those damned Outlaws were able to score with less than two minutes and scrape out a win against those good ol’ Orleans boys. New Orleans’ defense was way better than Arizona’s, being second in the conference, their offense sputtered at times, but that is to be expected from a rookie quarterback. None the less, New Orleans easily deserved a playoff spot and should have gone into Orange County in the playoffs for a chance to go to the Ultimus. Next season, New Orleans will make a splash and make the playoffs.
(201 words)
Hate the player or the game: Tell us which team made the playoffs and shouldn't have, or which team didn't and should have? (Can be completed at any point)
One team that shouldn’t have made the playoffs is none other than the Arizona Outlaws. Besides the fact that they sported one of the WORST defenses in the league (the only team worse in 3 of the 4 categories was the Colorado Yeti), and didn’t stand a chance against the Orange County Outlaws. The Arizona Outlaws must have done something illegal to come into New Orleans and win by one on a last second field goal. It’s hard to get over the fact that Arizona really has nothing going for them, but somehow squeaked their way into the playoffs. Their one bright spot that they have is their kicker, Dean Jackson, but besides that, the rest of the team just hasn’t been up to snuff like it should be. For such a history-riddled team, they are going to be struggling the next few years. Maybe this season was their last big hurrah where they were able to make the playoffs, but now it’s going to be time for them to move aside and let another team take the reins. New Orleans is the team that will step up next season, and show Arizona that it belongs in the bottom half of the conference just like their defense proved that this season.
(211 words)
Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
The Ultimus MVP has to be none other than Tyler Oles. Sadly, he threw two interceptions and only had a 72.3 Quarterback rating, but he held onto the ball when his team needed it most and led the Philadelphia Liberty to their first ever Ultimus win. With that, Tyler Oles heads to Disneyland (clearly to get that money, you know how Disney is loaded out the ass). While there, rumor has it that he hooked up with not one, not two, not three, but four Disney princesses. Three have come forth already, being that of Belle (Beauty and the Beast), Arielle (Little Mermaid) and Jasmine. Who knew that Oles was into such a vast choice of women, but hey more power to him. There was also video evidence of Oles acting a drunk fool around the kids, throwing up on the streets in Disney and having open liquor in sight of minors. The police attempted to arrest him and he just kept screaming out “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M TYLER FUCKING OLES. I JUST WON THE ULTIMUS.” The Police really thought this man was crazy and were able to detain him for a little bit until the Front Office of Philadelphia had to come to his rescue. More to come on this story possibly later.
(217 words)
Unsung Hero:Who was the unsung hero of the playoffs, convince us. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
The Unsung hero of the Playoffs is none other than Tight End / Wide Receiver Paul DiMirio. This man easily lit up the Yellowknife Wraiths in the first round of the playoffs, putting up 8 receptions for 115 yards with two touchdowns. He came to show up and show out, he was bound to drag Philadelphia to the Ultimus if he had to. This man kept showing up play in and play out, he even had two pancakes against such a stingy defense in Yellowknife. Fast forward to the Ultimus and Paul decided to show up and play out again, this time going off for 4 receptions for 59 yards and a touchdown. Yes, his numbers weren’t as impressive as they were in the first game, but he still decided from the onset that he was going to do everything he could to be disruptive to the Otters defense. With him doing what he did, he allowed his teammates to get open and help open up the passing game, even if Oles only threw for 260 yards. Without Paul DiMirio, the Liberty would probably not have beat the Wraiths, and would not have had a chance against the Otters. Everybody in Philadelphia is thankful for DiMirio.
(206 words)
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