(S8) - Weekend PT 1 - Future Stars

[pazuzu]

With the upcoming draft in the DSFL one player stand out the most to me. Zapp Brannigan… a devilishly handsome man oozing with talent and love making. Ok… from what I’m told Kiff said this should not be about myself. Well how inconvenient, if I had to chose another comrade it would have to be my second mate Young Spaghetti. Kiff don’t make that face. Not only does Young scare me to hell but what I like about him the most is how much I see of myself in him. Young has the dashing good looks and a menace on the field and in the bedroom, not that I would know from experience. Plus, that name, Young Spaghetti, it’s a fearsome and delicious name. Do not say that to his face though he might rip you apart. If I still had my ship and crew I would have taken Young Spaghetti over any one of these useless ladies. I’m a lucky man to have Young Spaghetti on my team, well at least we are not defenseless like fish in a barrel.
( 181 w)