(S8) - PT 2 - Memorial Day

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Borkus Maximus III on Memorial Day wakes up and takes a shot of whiskey and shoots his trust hand gun that he keeps under his bed into the air while before shot gunning a beer and yells out the Star Spangled Banner O say can you see by the dawns early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight o’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star spangled banner yet wave o’er the land of the free and the home of the brave and after he’s done he goes to the bathroom and showers but really this has been Borkus Maximus III’s morning ritual almost every morning and truth be told it isn’t special to just Memorial Day because Borkus Maximus III is just a very patriotic fellow and likes to sing the star spangled banner to work on his vocal chords so he can yell nice and loud during football games working on his cadence you know how it is.

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