(S8) - Weekend PT 3 - Record Breaking Potential

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Borkus Maximus III is on track to setting the official NSFL record for being the most disappointing and underperforming pathetic excuse for a professional quarterback ever in the history of the NSFL. This bum has the same passing attributes as Akselsen but is performing terribly. He has the worst completion percentage is the league (worse than a rookie QBs!) and is touting a disappointing 72.2 QBR. That's almost in the 60s. As a 3rd year QB this frankly is not very acceptable no siree. Borkus has been single handidly holding back NOLA's offense and, in effect, the entire team, holding them to a 2-4 season in what should be their prime break out year. The ASFC is weak but apparently Borkus Maximus III is not ready to take advantage of that fact quite yet. This is disappointing and actually it is super disappointing so he is probably setting the subjective record as the most disappointing player ever.

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