Bucky Barnes may not be a wide receiver but that isn't going to stop him from reaching out to a company he didn't even know existed until 30 seconds ago: Mueller, makers of Stickum Adhesive Spray. If the people on the offensive side are going to all be using it like the legend Jerry Rice claims, Barnes sees no reason why he and his fellow defensive backs shouldn't also be loading up their already gluestick-like gloves with some. Give him a bigger advantage and he would have destroyed the DSFL interception record by miles instead of just tying it. Mueller, if you really want your brand to grow into a real household name so you don't lose that trademark on the name Stickum, get Barnes into a commercial or something. This guy's going to be a first rounder in the NSFL soon. Do you know what kind of weight that carries? Probably zero, but still.
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