Breathe Right x Marquise "TDB" Brown
That's right. The most unlikely dynamic duo is now into fruition. Breathe Right is introducing limited edition Breathe Right strips to help you sniff out the endzone just like Marquise Brown does. Collaborating with the one and only Touchdown Brown was no easy task. He had a specific set of ideas that he wanted to put on the strip, though there was only so much we could do. We settled with the classic marshal green and tan with the Marshals logo branded across the strip. We know you'll love it, and your nose will love it even more. With the TDB Breathe Right strips, you'll be breathing better in no time, giving you the advantage over stuffy bedtime noses like Touchdown Brown's advantage over opposing defenses. With clear nasal passages, you'll be on your way to dominating in your dreams like TDB did this season, rushing in a whopping 15 touchdowns this season in the DSFL. The strip is essential for any San Antonio super-fan to help enhance your dreams of Touchdown Brown, FitzMagic, and the San Antonio No-Fly Zone leading the Marshals to another Ultimini title. You might need some new underpants with all of those wet dreams you'll be having with the help of TDB Breathe Right strips!
Look for the new limited edition Touchdown Brown Breathe Right strips today at your local Walgreen's, CVS, Rite Aid, or rival endzones.
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That's right. The most unlikely dynamic duo is now into fruition. Breathe Right is introducing limited edition Breathe Right strips to help you sniff out the endzone just like Marquise Brown does. Collaborating with the one and only Touchdown Brown was no easy task. He had a specific set of ideas that he wanted to put on the strip, though there was only so much we could do. We settled with the classic marshal green and tan with the Marshals logo branded across the strip. We know you'll love it, and your nose will love it even more. With the TDB Breathe Right strips, you'll be breathing better in no time, giving you the advantage over stuffy bedtime noses like Touchdown Brown's advantage over opposing defenses. With clear nasal passages, you'll be on your way to dominating in your dreams like TDB did this season, rushing in a whopping 15 touchdowns this season in the DSFL. The strip is essential for any San Antonio super-fan to help enhance your dreams of Touchdown Brown, FitzMagic, and the San Antonio No-Fly Zone leading the Marshals to another Ultimini title. You might need some new underpants with all of those wet dreams you'll be having with the help of TDB Breathe Right strips!
Look for the new limited edition Touchdown Brown Breathe Right strips today at your local Walgreen's, CVS, Rite Aid, or rival endzones.
190 words (thanks kolbe)
[OPTION]Height: 5'10
[OPTION]Weight: 230
[OPTION]Birthplace: Pahokee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 28
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 1222 Yards | 264 Att | 15 TDs || 81 Yards | 14 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 1665 Yards | 331 Att | 13 TDs || 92 Yards | 13 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S10: 1902 Yards | 452 Att | 7 TDs || 33 Yards | 6 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S11: 1571 Yards | 365 Att | 15 TDs || 290 Yards | 52 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S12: 1555 Yards | 375 Att | 15 TDs || 237 Yards | 30 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 1510 Yards | 318 Att | 14 TDs || 366 Yards | 39 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 1578 Yards | 368 Att | 16 TDs || 479 Yards | 62 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 1577 Yards | 350 Att | 14 TDs || 450 Yards | 59 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S16: 1172 Yards | 260 Att | 13 TDs || 237 Yards | 31 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S17: 897 Yards | 215 Att | 5 TDs || 212 Yards | 35 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]CHI S18: 825 Yards | 196 Att | 4 TDs || 752 Yards | 61 Rec | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 145 Yards | 25 Att | 0 TDs || 4 Yards | 2 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 71 Yards | 18 Att | 1 TDs || 15 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S12: 136 Yards | 30 Att | 0 TDs || 27 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 93 Yards | 17 Att | 1 TDs || 4 Yards | 1 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 127 Yards | 25 Att | 2 TDs || 21 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 212 Yards | 47 Att | 2 TDS || 64 Yards | 5 Catches | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements
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[OPTION]Records:
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards In A Single Season (1902) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Attempts In A Single Season (452) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards Of All Time (12587)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Yards From Scrimmage Of All Time (15643)
[OPTION]Awards:
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S8)
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S9)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Valuable Player (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S11)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S16)
[OPTION]NSFL Hall of Fame Inductee (S22)
[OPTION]Other:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall In The S8 DSFL Draft To The San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION]Drafted 3rd Overall In The S9 NSFL Draft To The Philadelphia
Liberty