I approached LifeVac with one move in my arsenal, experience, and we'll see if they take it. Now you're probably wondering, who are LifeVac and what are they selling? Why don't I tell you?
LifeVac is a small company, based out of Springfield Gardens New York, selling their patented Choking Rescue Device. This product can be all yours for the low low price of $69.95, plush shipping. It's portable, fashionable, and sets up in a jiffy. Me or my friends honestly will never leave home without it again.
Yes it's a small company, but it is something near and dear to my heart as I have been afflicted by choking for several seasons now. BUT, I have lived to tell the tale every time. I know just as well as anyone the hazards choking can cause, and I believe my experience with it can be a huge boon to their sales, and my efforts to stop public choking around the world.
LifeVac is a small company, based out of Springfield Gardens New York, selling their patented Choking Rescue Device. This product can be all yours for the low low price of $69.95, plush shipping. It's portable, fashionable, and sets up in a jiffy. Me or my friends honestly will never leave home without it again.
Yes it's a small company, but it is something near and dear to my heart as I have been afflicted by choking for several seasons now. BUT, I have lived to tell the tale every time. I know just as well as anyone the hazards choking can cause, and I believe my experience with it can be a huge boon to their sales, and my efforts to stop public choking around the world.
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