Root for the Underdog: Pick an away team in an upcoming game and try to convince yourself (and us) why they can win. (Must be completed before the playoff series you write about)
The hawks can really win this game. They are on this crazy streak where they have won 3 straight weeks. They have an elite offensive player like Blocksdale and the elite squad of receivers and running backs. The offense has destroyed teams like the Yeti, the Sabrecats and especially the Wraith from my heart. The wraith to be honest are a joke and do not deserve to win. So obviously the hawks have advantage. Now the defense is something to talk about. The hawks have the greatest defense core in the history of NSFL. And that means they can win and defense wins championships which means they will win the NSFC game. With a core of Valentine, Goodson and of course the stupid good duo of Roenick and Asipi. That duo is something nothing can be compared to because that duo is a god type. Asipi handles the QB and Roenick handles the receivers and rest do their thing. Also, there will be hawks fans in the stadium and apparently the hawks suck in playing home but great in away so there is a reason to why they will win this game and if they dont, i will retire roenick.
Playoff Series MVP: Choose an MVP for one of the playoff series and write about why you chose them. Must be completed after the playoff series you write about
I will not even talk about that Hawks vs Wraith game because it is a rigged game. So I will talk about the other game. The game between the Otters and the Second Lina which is pretty predictable. Otters will win right? Wrong, NOLA won. Regression struck the Otters and it is why they lost. Well the MVP of this game is simple, it is a QB. It is sad but it is him, Borkus Maximus III. He actually had a very good game and the best offensive player for the team. He played better than Boss in a playoff game which is actually rare to do so bovo should be proud. He had 36 successful passes and out of 54 attempts which is very good and above 50%. He also had a total of 362 yards thrown which is better than boss and it was not even close. He however had an interception so obviously that makes him suck. Having an interception in a playoff game is a huge mistake and bovo should feel very embarrassed. But so did Boss so Bovo is still the MVP of this game and this series so we will finally have a new ASFC champion.
Championship Game Recap: Do a recap of the best play from the championship game. Must be completed after the Championship Game
The championship game is the biggest game of the year for football but this game sucks. It is between two teams that are not relevant. The wraith who are a bunch of junks against the second line who should go back to being the legion. So what is so exciting? Who will win. It starts off with FG from NOLA. Then with 6 seconds left, the wraith get the TD. Next quarter, Robby Rainey is the man again and gets another touchdown for the team. But NOLA scores a TD after that thanks to a pass from bovo. 2nd half starts and the wraith get a TD from a pass from akselsen who has been on fire lately. Then NOLA could not produce any offense and the wraith get possession back and score a FG to have a 14 point lead. Last quarter, NOLA strikes back with a FG but they need touchdowns and could not do it against the defense which is the end of the game. They beat the Otters easily but they could not defeat the wraith which is very disappointing. Congrats to the wraith even though I hate them so much for being the fuck out of us recently.
Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
People will say that another QB will win playoff MVP so it will go to Akselsen. Will I say Akselsen can piss his pants because he will not win playoff MVP. In fact, it is none other than Robby Rainey. Rainey was the best running back in the playoffs and no one can beat him to that. But he is also the best player in the playoffs which no one can also beat him to it. In the hawks game, he was a god and he is so underrated which I hate him so much about. WE SHOULD HAVE WON THAT GAME, THAT WAS OUR CHANCE TO WIN THE ULTIMUS. In 5 games, Rainey had 5 touchdowns which is pretty impressive to put up 35 points. That is more than a QB so might as well name him MVP. What is something is that winning the playoffs MVP is not about winning the playoff MVP, it is about what happens when you win the playoff MVP. You can go to disney land which is my favourite place ever but the problem is it is too childish so you have to win something to go and so winning the playoff MVP is a great treat.
The hawks can really win this game. They are on this crazy streak where they have won 3 straight weeks. They have an elite offensive player like Blocksdale and the elite squad of receivers and running backs. The offense has destroyed teams like the Yeti, the Sabrecats and especially the Wraith from my heart. The wraith to be honest are a joke and do not deserve to win. So obviously the hawks have advantage. Now the defense is something to talk about. The hawks have the greatest defense core in the history of NSFL. And that means they can win and defense wins championships which means they will win the NSFC game. With a core of Valentine, Goodson and of course the stupid good duo of Roenick and Asipi. That duo is something nothing can be compared to because that duo is a god type. Asipi handles the QB and Roenick handles the receivers and rest do their thing. Also, there will be hawks fans in the stadium and apparently the hawks suck in playing home but great in away so there is a reason to why they will win this game and if they dont, i will retire roenick.
Playoff Series MVP: Choose an MVP for one of the playoff series and write about why you chose them. Must be completed after the playoff series you write about
I will not even talk about that Hawks vs Wraith game because it is a rigged game. So I will talk about the other game. The game between the Otters and the Second Lina which is pretty predictable. Otters will win right? Wrong, NOLA won. Regression struck the Otters and it is why they lost. Well the MVP of this game is simple, it is a QB. It is sad but it is him, Borkus Maximus III. He actually had a very good game and the best offensive player for the team. He played better than Boss in a playoff game which is actually rare to do so bovo should be proud. He had 36 successful passes and out of 54 attempts which is very good and above 50%. He also had a total of 362 yards thrown which is better than boss and it was not even close. He however had an interception so obviously that makes him suck. Having an interception in a playoff game is a huge mistake and bovo should feel very embarrassed. But so did Boss so Bovo is still the MVP of this game and this series so we will finally have a new ASFC champion.
Championship Game Recap: Do a recap of the best play from the championship game. Must be completed after the Championship Game
The championship game is the biggest game of the year for football but this game sucks. It is between two teams that are not relevant. The wraith who are a bunch of junks against the second line who should go back to being the legion. So what is so exciting? Who will win. It starts off with FG from NOLA. Then with 6 seconds left, the wraith get the TD. Next quarter, Robby Rainey is the man again and gets another touchdown for the team. But NOLA scores a TD after that thanks to a pass from bovo. 2nd half starts and the wraith get a TD from a pass from akselsen who has been on fire lately. Then NOLA could not produce any offense and the wraith get possession back and score a FG to have a 14 point lead. Last quarter, NOLA strikes back with a FG but they need touchdowns and could not do it against the defense which is the end of the game. They beat the Otters easily but they could not defeat the wraith which is very disappointing. Congrats to the wraith even though I hate them so much for being the fuck out of us recently.
Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
People will say that another QB will win playoff MVP so it will go to Akselsen. Will I say Akselsen can piss his pants because he will not win playoff MVP. In fact, it is none other than Robby Rainey. Rainey was the best running back in the playoffs and no one can beat him to that. But he is also the best player in the playoffs which no one can also beat him to it. In the hawks game, he was a god and he is so underrated which I hate him so much about. WE SHOULD HAVE WON THAT GAME, THAT WAS OUR CHANCE TO WIN THE ULTIMUS. In 5 games, Rainey had 5 touchdowns which is pretty impressive to put up 35 points. That is more than a QB so might as well name him MVP. What is something is that winning the playoffs MVP is not about winning the playoff MVP, it is about what happens when you win the playoff MVP. You can go to disney land which is my favourite place ever but the problem is it is too childish so you have to win something to go and so winning the playoff MVP is a great treat.
