*Achilles Hondo Pre-Draft Presser

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

When I grow up I want to be a Shaquille O'Neal. That dude's been reitred for how long and he still gets to goof off and have fun, be on TV, just kind of do whatever. Just need to grow another foot, but I'll get there.

What's the most pizza you've eaten in one sitting?

Most pizza I ate in one sitting was a 2 foot pizza that was part of like some kind of Man vs Food challenge at this pizza place called '2 Guys & a Pie' near FVSU. Amazing pizza, if you're down there you gotta go. Oh right like I was saying so yeah I just went there after practice one day and crushed this pizza. If you won, you could get $150 or free pizza for two weeks. What kind of prize is free pizza after I just ate this huge pizza? I didn't want pizza for like two months after that. So I took the money and then went out and bought ice cream and beer. I didn't make it to practice the next day.

Describe your football prowess to a blind person.

Blind person, huh. Ok umm let's see. You know that old THX sound effect where it starts low and then just keeps getting louder and louder? Yeah everyone knows what I'm talking about. Playing a football game against me is just like that except it doesn't stop at the end right when it's starting to get too loud and annoying. The game starts and you're like ok this could be interesting, but as the game goes on I just keep coming back harder and harder until you just can't take it anymore.

What's your favorite 90s jam?

Oh for sure it's gotta be No Diggity. I still listen to that all the time

If you could animorph into any animal in the world, what would it be?

Probably a T Rex. I mean damn could you imagine being a T Rex? Maybe gotta change my first answer to be an animorph now. Cause then I could just animorph into Shaq too wow