NSFL Player

[DrunkenTeddy]

The fact you didn't give me credit for starting this is appalling

I was just thinking that!

Merica:
"I mean, what am I supposed to say? He clearly blinked the wrong way and it caused the receiver to incorrectly read the rest of his body language. Im a great blinker, the best, thatd never happen with me"
"Did you see how wobbly that throw was? It's because he bites his fingernails too much."
"He doesn't use butt wipes when he shits. A real gentleman always uses butt wipes. Hard to stand behind a guy like that"
"Mike Boss soaps down before he gets into the shower. It's insanity. He isn't sane enough to have kids, but he's sane enough to be QB?"