06-12-2017, 03:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-12-2017, 04:22 PM by Ballerstorm.)
I bet most people don't know this, but Mark Ramrio, the Yellowknife Wraiths menacing defensive tackle is deathly afraid of snakes. The team discovered this one day during practice when Ramrio was down in his stance and a small little snake came slithering between the offensive and defensive lines. Ramrio jumped up immediately and ran to the sideline faster than we had ever seen him move before. The team laughed and laughed and this sparked an idea for linebacker Lindarius Shelton. Later that day, after practice was over the everyone was showering, Shelton came into the locker room holding a large fake rubber snake. Everyone knew what was coming as Mark Ramrio was in the showers at the time. Players got their camera phones out and followed as Shelton made his way into the showers and threw the rubber snake over Ramrio's neck. Ramrio screamed like a little girl and slipped, landling flat on his ass and right beside the snake. As he tried to crawl away he finally realized it was fake and regained some composure, grabbing the snake and chasing Shelton through the locker room with it, bare ass naked and screaming like a madman. The whole team was on the ground laughing at the scene and it will surely be in the back of Ramrio's mind for the rest of the year.
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