(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

[White Cornerback]

So I take it you all know of Jogn Floggity? Right? Well for you who don't know he's a big 300lb offensive lineman on the Wraiths. Fun Fact. He also holds the NSFL Scouting Combine Bench Press record. Yeah, 51 reps, he benched 225lbs of weight 51 times, we reckon he's the strongest dude in the league. Boy does he know it, Jogn the type of guy to brag during his lifts, to scold you if you can't lift half of what he's lifting. So me and the guys got him good last week. We recently found out about a site called fakeweights.com, we bought a few barbell plates and one thing led to another and we decided to challenge Jogn. Basically who ever could lift the heaviest weight. We started low with our fake weights (100lbs). I benched my fake ones, Jogn did his etc. This went all the way up to about 260lbs and Jogn couldn't believe I could equal his lift? Me being just 185lbs and all in total weight. We kept bumping up the weight and to our amusement, Jogn's face kept getting redder and redder, huffing and puffing after every weight. He was determined to beat us, in between our sets after moving up to nearly 300lbs, Jogn was cussing every single word. He was adamant we were cheating. Fast forward to 340lbs weight, Jogn lifted the weight just barely off the rack before giving the loudest yell we've heard that didn't come from the GM. He quickly racked the bar and clutched his chest. Long story short, Jogn Floggity was a great man, who lived a great life and everybody including his friends , teammates and family will miss him. R.I.P. buddy. 288 words