A Prank Gone Right?
The offensive linemen for the Otters are known for being a little over the top sometimes. However recently when QB Hamilton suddenly showed up to the facility over a hundred pounds heavier and was plugged into the offensive line, people thought another Romeo Devitt situation had occurred. Little did they know that Angus Winchester and Gregor Clegane were the ones responsible.
Hamilton had made a snide remark to the two large men about being overweight one day during camp. Winchester and Clegane, knowing full well that Hamilton was right, decided he needed a little humility, and decided to serve up a dish of humble pie. Over the course of the next few weeks Clegane and Winchester conspired to secretly inject butter, crisco, sugar, anything they could get their hands on into everything Hamilton put into his body while at the team's training facilities.
"I kept a bottle of Steen's syrup in my locker that I would sneak onto the practice field. When Hamilton wasn't looking I'd pour some into his Gatorade, I must have done that 5 or 6 times a practice." Winchester recalls, "A couple times he even said something about it like 'Man, this gatorade tastes way too sweet.'"
Clegane found his own ways to contribute as well. It has been leaked that he took Hamilton's favorite snack food, a jar of roasted peanuts, and poured a healthy portion of peanut oil into it every time. Even meals out weren't safe. The common practice of quarterbacks taking their linemen out to dinner was corrupted as well when the demonic duo got the staff at a Hooters involved and had them toss Hamilton's wings with triple the butter, right before they challenged him to a wing eating contest.
Soon afterwards the effects revealed themselves, and it was obvious that Hamilton had lost the speed and mobility necessary for a quarterback. He began lifting with his new unit and they discovered an incredible strength potential. Hamilton was a beast under the bar. With the motivation of training with the strongest group in the league of Winchester, Boyd, and Clegane, Hamilton's lifts skyrocketed and he became a shoe-in for a position at guard.
Asked about the unintended beneficial consequences of his actions, Gregor Clegane offered this: "Get that microphone out of my face before I tear your arms off." We didn't press him further.
However when Winchester was questioned he gave us a bit more:
"I guess every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback and never bothers to see what could happen if they eat a lot and lift heavy weights. Hamilton was one of those guys who nobody saw the potential in."
The offensive linemen for the Otters are known for being a little over the top sometimes. However recently when QB Hamilton suddenly showed up to the facility over a hundred pounds heavier and was plugged into the offensive line, people thought another Romeo Devitt situation had occurred. Little did they know that Angus Winchester and Gregor Clegane were the ones responsible.
Hamilton had made a snide remark to the two large men about being overweight one day during camp. Winchester and Clegane, knowing full well that Hamilton was right, decided he needed a little humility, and decided to serve up a dish of humble pie. Over the course of the next few weeks Clegane and Winchester conspired to secretly inject butter, crisco, sugar, anything they could get their hands on into everything Hamilton put into his body while at the team's training facilities.
"I kept a bottle of Steen's syrup in my locker that I would sneak onto the practice field. When Hamilton wasn't looking I'd pour some into his Gatorade, I must have done that 5 or 6 times a practice." Winchester recalls, "A couple times he even said something about it like 'Man, this gatorade tastes way too sweet.'"
Clegane found his own ways to contribute as well. It has been leaked that he took Hamilton's favorite snack food, a jar of roasted peanuts, and poured a healthy portion of peanut oil into it every time. Even meals out weren't safe. The common practice of quarterbacks taking their linemen out to dinner was corrupted as well when the demonic duo got the staff at a Hooters involved and had them toss Hamilton's wings with triple the butter, right before they challenged him to a wing eating contest.
Soon afterwards the effects revealed themselves, and it was obvious that Hamilton had lost the speed and mobility necessary for a quarterback. He began lifting with his new unit and they discovered an incredible strength potential. Hamilton was a beast under the bar. With the motivation of training with the strongest group in the league of Winchester, Boyd, and Clegane, Hamilton's lifts skyrocketed and he became a shoe-in for a position at guard.
Asked about the unintended beneficial consequences of his actions, Gregor Clegane offered this: "Get that microphone out of my face before I tear your arms off." We didn't press him further.
However when Winchester was questioned he gave us a bit more:
"I guess every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback and never bothers to see what could happen if they eat a lot and lift heavy weights. Hamilton was one of those guys who nobody saw the potential in."
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Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame
