The Yeti celebrated their first regular season victory last night after a hard fought game against the Baltimore Hawks. The game was completely up for grabs, but the Yeti had the last word as they pulled ahead 23-20 in the 4th quarter.
After coach simulated his post-game victory speech, the team celebrated by going out to a local gentlemen's club named Lobrau.
Teammates were partying hard when they had a deviously brilliant idea to honor the game's unsung hero, Bender Rodriguez with a private strip show. Teammate Mike McNoodle was first to break the news to Rodriguez, who was apparently intrigued. The men paid the attendant and she led him back to the room where the show would take place. The lady sat him on the couch in the private room and left. After waiting for a few minutes, Bender was amazed when he saw three of his teammates, Logan Noble, Kendrick Hendrix, and Bojo Kicksit enter the room wearing nothing but banana hammocks, dancing vivaciously to Sandstorm.
Any regular guy would have laughed it off and punched his buddies for the well played prank, but Bender came prepared. He immediately stood up, ripped off his own pants, and revealed that he, too, was wearing a My Little Pony man-thong. The intense and oddly impressive dance show resumed for the remainder of the song when the men returned to their normal attire. All except Bender, who literally ripped his pants off with excitement and rendered them unwearable. He spent the rest of the night in his dance attire, unfazed and unashamed, as the team celebrated well into the wee hours of the morning...
After coach simulated his post-game victory speech, the team celebrated by going out to a local gentlemen's club named Lobrau.
Teammates were partying hard when they had a deviously brilliant idea to honor the game's unsung hero, Bender Rodriguez with a private strip show. Teammate Mike McNoodle was first to break the news to Rodriguez, who was apparently intrigued. The men paid the attendant and she led him back to the room where the show would take place. The lady sat him on the couch in the private room and left. After waiting for a few minutes, Bender was amazed when he saw three of his teammates, Logan Noble, Kendrick Hendrix, and Bojo Kicksit enter the room wearing nothing but banana hammocks, dancing vivaciously to Sandstorm.
Any regular guy would have laughed it off and punched his buddies for the well played prank, but Bender came prepared. He immediately stood up, ripped off his own pants, and revealed that he, too, was wearing a My Little Pony man-thong. The intense and oddly impressive dance show resumed for the remainder of the song when the men returned to their normal attire. All except Bender, who literally ripped his pants off with excitement and rendered them unwearable. He spent the rest of the night in his dance attire, unfazed and unashamed, as the team celebrated well into the wee hours of the morning...
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