There was apparently some foul play involved in the Baltimore Hawks wash room, and before you sickos get carried away it involved someone tampering with the shampoo dispensers. The incident happened during training camp. After a hard day of practice the team hit the showers. About twenty minutes later the team realized they had been duped. Apparently somebody mixed in industrial bleach and hair dye into the shampoo dispensers. There was a blend of laughter and anger from the team. Curses flowed like the ancient rivers of Babylon and jokes were told. It depended on how each individual reacted. The Hawks now looked like a team full of Odell Beckham imposters. Interrogations first took place with the custodial staff and then some of the usual jokesters on the team, but no progress was made on finding the guilty party. It would be tough if it was just one player dealing with the humiliation of having their hair resembling a drum stick ice cream cone, but since everyone on the team was impacted there was a strength in numbers affect where the embarrassment was shared. The team embraced the situation and decided to get rid of the horrible hair by getting buzz cuts before their week one game. The culprit is still at large.
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