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[TheMemeMaestro]

Why cosborn have big suck?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cosborn. His genius is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of angering Kendrick most of the brilliance will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also cosborn's amazing player relations, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Vinny Cerrato, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his reign as Legion GM, to realize that he's not just a GM - he says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cosborn truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in cosborn's existencial catchphrase "Es no bueno," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as cosborn's genius unfolds itself on the NSFL Forums. What fools... how I pity them. ???? And yes by the way, I DO have a cosborn tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Legion's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're willing to retire (preferably after being traded) beforehand.