(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[Muford]

D’Pez Poospie, from growing up in Mississippi, he doesn’t really have the same type of practical jokes or pranks that other people have. You see, growing up in such a rural area and only really having your family to deal with for such a large part of your life kind of changes how you view the world and in turn how you prank the world. So instead of something like you see a lot of people doing, you know, filling rookie’s cars with popcorn, or making them dress up with My Little Pony backpacks, D’Pez decided to take it to a different type of level. All of the rookies lockers were filled with manure before they showed up to their first pre-season game. After that, D’Pez talked to management and found out each rookie’s car, got a locksmith to come out to the stadium, and put live pigs in EVERY. SINGLE. CAR. It was such a sight to see, as you could only imagine, and of course a stern talking to, after the fact, something something animal cruelty. D’Pez took this complaint in stride, and has now come to the conclusion that next time he does a prank, maybe he should get some help with it.

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