(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

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Ah Baltimore the home of things old and new, like Edgar Allen Poe and Hawks football franchise,

When offensive lineman Vince Sharpei decided that the new Ferrari Enzo supercar that Linebacker Kurt Hendrix was flashing in the players parking lot was just too good to resist his prank set in motion a pendulum of mayhem.( Poe -pendulum- mayhem)See Sharpei's prank resulted in Hendrix sweet ride getting towed for being illegally parked and when Kurt found his Ferrari not in the lot after practice it was a difficult hour to keep Kurt from killing the poor lot attendant, and Vince for touching Hendrix' pride and joy.
Several calls were made to the city tow yard and the car was finally located. It would be the next day before it could be released as the yard was past the tow yards 5 pm closing time.
This delay unfortunately allowed several other players an opportunity to allow the pendulum to swing back at young Vince. The team captains and several unnamed Hawks located a wrecked Enzo in Washington and rented the wreck for the day had it towed to the yard where Hendrix' 'baby' was stored and set up the following ..

The Hawks arrive in a limo van as it was told to both Hendrix and Sharpei that only by taking numerous witnesses/bodyguards would the threat of physical violence and any further trouble be avoided.
Upon arrival the group was met by the tow yard manager ( played by Kicker Turk Turkington in a fake moustache and fatman suit) . The manager takes the paperwork from an emotional Hendrix who is looking at the filthy yard garage and death stares anyone who comments that his "baby" had to spend the night there.As they walk past several wrecked cars Turkington hems and haws and fires off a bunch of questions about who exactly parked the car in the tow away zone. Sharpei sheepishly admits that it was him and Hendrix at first just stares at him.
The group of players all play this admission for all its worth heckling and shit talking the two and then the tow 'manager' (Turkington) gets the high sign that the reveal is ready.
Turkington makes a big deal about how vehicles left at the yard are not covered for liability and that accidents do occur. Hendrix is starting to boil and his bottom lip is quivering ..Sharpei looks like the dog that just shit the carpet for the forth time and knows this ain't gonna go well.
Several of the players assist the 'manager' in pulling back the heavy canvas partition to reveal the wrecked Enzo.



Kurt Hendrix is crying that his 'baby' is broken and trying to climb over the wall of his fellow Hawks to kill Sharpei....poor Sharpei upon seeing the wreck and realizing that his pocketbook will not come close to paying for the repairs starts to dry heave.

With Kurt nearing a homocidial rage and Sharpei in full stomach wrenching guilt over his prank gone wrong. The horn blares as Scrub Kyubee drives Hendrix's Ferrari around from the other side of the garage.
The entire Hawks group laughs and celebrates the new level that Sharpei's prank has been taken to.
Once everyone had calmed down and the car had been inspected to Hendrix approval.
The Hawks vowed that their vehicles like wives and kids were off limits to pranks..
Or in the words of Poe car pranks? ...never more.