(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

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Well, as some people may know, Mat Akselsen likes to call himself short stack, because as he says, he likes to pile on his pancakes 'three at a time'. So the rest of the team thought what a great opportunity for a prank and the lineman decided to have dinner at the IHOP near training camp. Of course, this was during national pancake day, so it was all you can eat. The lineman all challenged each other to eat as many pancakes as possible, with one caveat, they had to douse their pancakes in ghost pepper sauce. All the lineman had their own bottle, except everyone else's bottle was a fake. Mat was game, chowing down pancakes one after the other. Halfway through his fifth pancake, he looked up sweat pouring down his beet red face, dragon's fire spewing out of his mouth. No one else was sweating, no one else was looking the slightest bit uncomfortable. Mat mouthed the words "what the fuck!", ghost pepper pancake bits falling out of his mouth. He stood up knocking his chair on the ground, pointed his finger in Jogn's face, and ran to the bathroom. The whole table burst out laughing, and rumor is it Mat spent over an hour in the IHOP bathroom. Other customers came out just shaking their heads. One customer said "I overheard that poor young man in there swearing revenge on somebody. I hope he doesn't do anything he regrets."