(S11) - PT 4 - Card Collecting

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Borkus Maximus the third of the new orleans second line collects one thing and one thing only and that is DUBS BABY I'm talkin bout DUBYAS that's right W's as in WINS because all Borkus Maximus the third does is WIN he's a SHOT CALLER and a PLAY MAKER all he does is WIN GAMES this kid is a GAMER let me tell you about Borkus Maximus the third he SHATTERED THE MOLD and all he does is win he is re writing the book the record book that is because all he does is WIN GAMES and COLLECT DUBS BABYYYY Borkus has many a dub in his collection and he is very proud of them yes very proud indeed he keeps them in a binder in his closet in his office in his summer home #2 off the banks of Italy it is a very nice home but his favorite part of it is his collection of dubs his dub collection means a lot to him and it his very special to him indeed. He also collects baseball cards but not like good ones his favorite ones are players who are so obscure and nobody really knows them or has heard about them Borkus likes these cards the most because it reminds him that these people have entire lives that they are living full of struggles and dreams and emotions and trials and victories it's like having a baseball card but instead of a star athlete it's just some random jo shmo who lives a normal ordinary life and that's why Borkus likes them so much.

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