Sometimes, it's the classics that always end up being the best in everyone's heart. The idea was pretty simple but it had to be timed perfectly. One of the best things about it is that the only items I needed are a bucket, a lighter and a hair dryer.
I waited until week 3 to pull it off. Had to wait until my team played at home. Luckily enough for me, this victim is similar to me, always one of the first on the field to work on his craft before the game.
Archibald Booter.
Game doesn't start for another 6 hours and it will be all done by the fourth quarter. I peered onto the field to see if he was there. Sure enough, he was. Got his pads and uni on and everything. Back to the locker room I go!
I pull up to the LR, and check to see if he left his locker unlocked. Niiiice. He must have forgot to close it all of the way. Time to make him pay. (Bars.)
I grabbed all of his clothing except for his shoes. I'm gonna be nice and not mess with his Jordans. I then placed all of his clothes in the bucket and filled it up with ice water from the ice bath. After that, I place the bucket in the freezer and let nature take it's course. Back in his locker, I placed the lighter and hair dryer at the bottom of his locker and a sign taped at the back of it that wrote "CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!"
Surprisingly enough, we have a powerful freezer!! It was frozen into a block of ice by halftime! After the game, I checked to see whether he got the message and sure enough, he did. He went straight into the freezer in our mini game room to get his extra frosty gear. He brought it back to the LR to see who the hell did it. I was able to keep my composure and not blow my cover. Legend has it that he could not find an ice pick so he's still trying to defrost his clothing to this day.
Who knows what Archie has in store? He may try to get revenge on the whole team if I don't fess up.
Shit. This is a confessional, isn't it?
Well bring your worst, brotha!
I waited until week 3 to pull it off. Had to wait until my team played at home. Luckily enough for me, this victim is similar to me, always one of the first on the field to work on his craft before the game.
Archibald Booter.
Game doesn't start for another 6 hours and it will be all done by the fourth quarter. I peered onto the field to see if he was there. Sure enough, he was. Got his pads and uni on and everything. Back to the locker room I go!
I pull up to the LR, and check to see if he left his locker unlocked. Niiiice. He must have forgot to close it all of the way. Time to make him pay. (Bars.)
I grabbed all of his clothing except for his shoes. I'm gonna be nice and not mess with his Jordans. I then placed all of his clothes in the bucket and filled it up with ice water from the ice bath. After that, I place the bucket in the freezer and let nature take it's course. Back in his locker, I placed the lighter and hair dryer at the bottom of his locker and a sign taped at the back of it that wrote "CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!"
Surprisingly enough, we have a powerful freezer!! It was frozen into a block of ice by halftime! After the game, I checked to see whether he got the message and sure enough, he did. He went straight into the freezer in our mini game room to get his extra frosty gear. He brought it back to the LR to see who the hell did it. I was able to keep my composure and not blow my cover. Legend has it that he could not find an ice pick so he's still trying to defrost his clothing to this day.
Who knows what Archie has in store? He may try to get revenge on the whole team if I don't fess up.
Shit. This is a confessional, isn't it?
Well bring your worst, brotha!
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