How to Get Exciting Sim Results

[majesiu]

To sum up what we have here so far:

1) TC is rigging the sims because Oles hates Kolbe. Even though TC is still kind of pissed at Oles and hasn't spoken to him directly in weeks.

2) Bovo also hates Kolbe and is rigging the updates to hurt Kolbe and Arizona. Even though anyone can then go check the stats vs their update pages to see if they are correct or not. Unless:

3) TC, Bovo, and Oles have all teamed up together to keep Arizona down. Even though here in TCs last season as simmer and he has zero reason to want SJS to currently be 4-0 while OCO is 3-1 because he's trying to win the Ultimus one more time on Angus Winchester's last season.

4) Oles is a dick.

5) Kolbe is a dick.

6) TC is a dick.

7) Bovo is not a dick.

I miss anything here?

This thread is brilliant overall and something I definitely needed to cheer me up after long rainy travel for Christmas. Also, you should make more calls on who is a dick, you can start with me (please?).