Learning that he would be called up to start in the first week of the NSFL for the Baltimore Hawks after spending his draft season down in the DSFL, Schneider realized that he would have to spend extra hard to get himself super pumped and ready for the season. When @iamslm22 first pulled him into the office, he had no idea what it could've been for as he hadn't gone clubbing for weeks and he couldn't have accidentally done something he would come to regret. That's when his general manager had told him the truth; that he was a big dumb dumb incapable of doing anything on the field because he was a big stupid poopy baby who wouldn't be able to get any picks with his IQ of 50. Taking the GM's criticisms to heart, Schneider spent the offseason attending Oxford University so he could no longer be a stupid motherfucker and actually think when he was on the field. He had taken multiple philosophy classes and learned from geniuses around the world such as Socrates and Confucius. With this knowledge, he was able to travel back to the United States and show his general manager that he was no longer a stupid boy and able to make picks.
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