(S1) - PT #2 - Pranks

[Jogn]

Jogn Floggity is an enigma in the Wraiths locker room - an Academic All-American who will occasionally ask, out lound and on purpose, if giraffes get married or if fires can burn at night. It's a blessing that Hawaii offers degrees is in Economics and not common sense. After being tricked into taping the newest member of the Wraiths to a wall ("Coach wants to talk to him and make sure he doesn't leave") and chugging a hot sauce bottle ("It's the new Gatorade!"), the burly Center decided to strike back.

Late one night Floggity planted a compromised USB in the locker of his greatest tormentor and current fantasy football opponent, Ricky Maddox. As soon as he plugged it into his laptop, Floggity cloned his files, including his fantasy password. Floggity started strategically trading good players for bad ones, but players who were still seeing game time, not wanting his trades to be nixed by the league.

Unfortunately, Floggity's book smarts and careful thought in the trenches don't transfer across to any other field, and his idea of good and bad fantasy players is garbage. Maddox won weeks 2, 3 and 4 by 100 points and is currently first in the league.