Many know D'Brickashaw Ferugson and Tyler Varga are two of the only former NFLers in the NSFL league currently. The two never actually faced off but appear to have taken the rivalry to an interesting peak. It all started with Varga talking about what it's like to be an NFLer to defensive tackle, and possible league wide defensive MVP, Mark Ramrio, when Ferguson came over and joked that Varga should be asking him what it's like to be a real NFLer. Apparently Yale's all time leader in rushing yards didn't take too kindly to the jest and decided to put a rattlesnake in Ferguson's car, de-teethed of course. Ferguson came back to the dressing room after finding that with his pants wet and smelling of shit. From there it would only escalate to ridiculous proportions. Ferguson would kidnap Varga's children from school and leave them in Detroit with no supervision. Varga would have a threeway with Ferguson's wife and daughter. The worst prank of all would have to be when Varga called Ferguson into his office. He told Ferguson he was being traded to the Orange County Otters and would be stuck with a docile hamster as a team logo instead of a badass wraith. Ferguson broke down in tears and forfeited the competition and the locker room has been docile ever since.
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