*Let's Overreact to Week 2

[iamslm22]

BALTIMORE
Your defense won this game on it's own, 13-10. Not 14-10 of course. That would require the most legendary kicker of all time to actually hit all his extra points. Austin Roenick had 17 tackles and an int for a touchdown. It's going to be really exciting for him to be runner up on performance of the year award to some RB who ran for 85 yards and 4 tds. Your quarterback threw for three different 6 yard touchdowns. The entire league was no doubt shocked to see that kind of deep ball play from this team. Very unlike you guys. Safeties are gonna have to start playing off the line of scrimmage at this rate. This was the most Baltimore Hawks game I can imagine. You had less yards, 1st downs, and got crushed in time of possession and won by 31. You're like Jason Vorhees without the humor. Taylor and Summer continue to solidify their spots as league super-villain team Skullfuck and Assram. That's pretty much what they're doing to opposing defenses. At least insofar as one can call whatever the Yeti and Liberty do "defense". Vinny Valentine. Just keep doing your thing while every WR that was taken before you does almsot as well and you lose out on the WRotY because a WR previously on your team already had a season like yours. At least it'll all be worth it when Baltimore lives up to it's legacy. Losing the Ultimus to whoever comes out of the clusterfuckery of the ASFC.

I mean I guess I'll take being Jason Vorhees.