The otters mascot is simple, elegant, and has meaning to all Otters players, coaches, and superstars: A giant football with legs. The metaphor of the football is of course immediately relevant. The Otters dominate the game of football. The Otters defense has been dominate. The Otters Offense has been dominant.
The animated football at Otters games engages in races across the one hundred yard field against the other mascot in a race which has agreed with the final score of the actual football game fifty percent of the time, every time. (the animated football's current one hundred yard record is 3-1, just like the dominant Otters)
Surprisingly, the Otters did not got for the anatomic giant walking and talking Otter, as the team leadership counted it as too similar to a giant beaver, something the Otters leadership has carefully avoided being referred to, beyond after a sober and scorn team tries to recover their leadership after another crushing defeat at the hands of the hard driving Otters of Orange County.
While some may call the Otters Mascot bland and unimaginative, they might have a point. The Otters typically allow up to three points, as their defense stomps all around the field and the offense gracefully avoids further Quarterback controversies.
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The animated football at Otters games engages in races across the one hundred yard field against the other mascot in a race which has agreed with the final score of the actual football game fifty percent of the time, every time. (the animated football's current one hundred yard record is 3-1, just like the dominant Otters)
Surprisingly, the Otters did not got for the anatomic giant walking and talking Otter, as the team leadership counted it as too similar to a giant beaver, something the Otters leadership has carefully avoided being referred to, beyond after a sober and scorn team tries to recover their leadership after another crushing defeat at the hands of the hard driving Otters of Orange County.
While some may call the Otters Mascot bland and unimaginative, they might have a point. The Otters typically allow up to three points, as their defense stomps all around the field and the offense gracefully avoids further Quarterback controversies.
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