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[Raven]

My advice for anyone who believes in conspiracies:

People are usually stupider than you give them credit for. Also, the thing you think they care about? They probably don't give a shit. Maybe you just have really shit luck.

I dont even think this is a real league, we are all really just a single person who orchastrates all of this. Nothing here is real, every player, every trade, every anything is all just planned out by one dude.