So hear me out...
At this rate, I think it's safe to say that the Orange Country Mascot isn't some cute and cuddly Otter. It's Da Trifecta. The Jerry. Whatever you want to call him. Is there another guy in the league as polarizing, as talked about, as recognizable than Trifecta himself? No? Than he's our Mascot wether we want to embrace it or not.
The guy is like a walking advertisement for this team. Sometimes for the good. Sometimes for the bad. But even when it's for the bad, it's for the good. Cause you're still talking about us. We're still on the tip of your tongues. Find me a stock image of an Otter who can do that.
So no, this isn't a Mascot piece about an Otter. Strictly speaking, the idea that we're a fucking Otter as a football team is beyond me. Who thought of that? Who thought it would be a good idea to make an Otter... and Otter... a football mascot. Don't tell me Grape picked that one on his own. I won't believe you.
No, this isn't about Oscar the Otter. This is about the man, the myth, the legend for the wrong reasons... David Trifand. Ya, I bet none of you knew that's where he got his screen name from. David fucking Trifand. That's his name.
A living, breathing, updating mascot and he wasn't even trying to be one. Thing is, I'm not wrong. You know I'm kinda right on this one.
At this rate, I think it's safe to say that the Orange Country Mascot isn't some cute and cuddly Otter. It's Da Trifecta. The Jerry. Whatever you want to call him. Is there another guy in the league as polarizing, as talked about, as recognizable than Trifecta himself? No? Than he's our Mascot wether we want to embrace it or not.
The guy is like a walking advertisement for this team. Sometimes for the good. Sometimes for the bad. But even when it's for the bad, it's for the good. Cause you're still talking about us. We're still on the tip of your tongues. Find me a stock image of an Otter who can do that.
So no, this isn't a Mascot piece about an Otter. Strictly speaking, the idea that we're a fucking Otter as a football team is beyond me. Who thought of that? Who thought it would be a good idea to make an Otter... and Otter... a football mascot. Don't tell me Grape picked that one on his own. I won't believe you.
No, this isn't about Oscar the Otter. This is about the man, the myth, the legend for the wrong reasons... David Trifand. Ya, I bet none of you knew that's where he got his screen name from. David fucking Trifand. That's his name.
A living, breathing, updating mascot and he wasn't even trying to be one. Thing is, I'm not wrong. You know I'm kinda right on this one.
