So a few days ago, I get a call. Grapehead asks if I can get some coffee later in the night. I agree and we meet at a Starbucks off 4th and Grand. We talk about how the team is doing, how our guys are doing and how we can spice things up. That's when, out of nowhere, Grape has this masterful plan.
Fast-forward a few days later and we're holding a non-mandatory team meeting on Discord. Grape comes in, drunk off his ass, high as a kite talking about a bunch of drama. The guys don't know it's all a ploy. They believe he's actually upset. He says something along the lines of "If you know better to lead the team, you do it" and bounces. Straight removes himself from the server. Nobody knew what to think. Well, I did of course. Nobody else did.
A few hours later, stage three was in motion. Ballerstorm posted a "Otters GM Opening" and all hell breaks lose. People start throwing rumors around, asking questions, wondering what's next for the OC. Rain Delay makes a few comments, Trifecta defends himself and before long it's four pages of nonsense.
All the while, people are talking about it in their own team area. Do you see what OC is doing? They're self destructing. They don't even have a GM. Before long... they start taking us lightly.
and BAM.
We run the table. At least, that's how it was supposed to go.
Come to find out, Grape was serious. It wasn't that I was in on a prank he was playing on the league. I was the prank.
So here I am holding my cock. Asking myself how the fuck did I get here.
Moral of the story? Give me a random topic to earn TPE and I'll just type until I reach 200 words and collect my TPE.
:cheers:
Fast-forward a few days later and we're holding a non-mandatory team meeting on Discord. Grape comes in, drunk off his ass, high as a kite talking about a bunch of drama. The guys don't know it's all a ploy. They believe he's actually upset. He says something along the lines of "If you know better to lead the team, you do it" and bounces. Straight removes himself from the server. Nobody knew what to think. Well, I did of course. Nobody else did.
A few hours later, stage three was in motion. Ballerstorm posted a "Otters GM Opening" and all hell breaks lose. People start throwing rumors around, asking questions, wondering what's next for the OC. Rain Delay makes a few comments, Trifecta defends himself and before long it's four pages of nonsense.
All the while, people are talking about it in their own team area. Do you see what OC is doing? They're self destructing. They don't even have a GM. Before long... they start taking us lightly.
and BAM.
We run the table. At least, that's how it was supposed to go.
Come to find out, Grape was serious. It wasn't that I was in on a prank he was playing on the league. I was the prank.
So here I am holding my cock. Asking myself how the fuck did I get here.
Moral of the story? Give me a random topic to earn TPE and I'll just type until I reach 200 words and collect my TPE.
:cheers:
