*Marquise Brown Off-Season Presser

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Marquise Brown enters the room with no shoes on his feet, ripped up dirty jorts, an old Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign shirt with two holes where the nipples should be, and hair that hasn’t looked washed in weeks. He smells like a sewer too.

“Well, I have no money and I can’t buy equipment OR training. Guess I’m gonna have to answer some questions for you guys!”

Ask away.


“I guess they take the money once the bet is placed and put it in some pool? Because I know I had more money before. Either way, I’m not going to turn down a free 10 million from Slim!”


"Well, any sane person can recognize that I should have won it this year regardless. Better stats on a way worse offense. Year before that I broke not one but two rushing records and I still didn't get it. I'll deserve it next year obviously but I would not be surprised if I didn't get it. The awards committee hates me and my squad."


"You can check out Marquise Brown's official Anilist here. My favorite anime is listed in the top 5 section, in no particular order. I'd have to say either My Hero Academia or Toradora! as my faves."


"Well, as we all know, this league can suck my dick. I'm the best RB to ever do it and it's not even close as far as I'm concerned. Also, seeing the same two teams go to the Ultimus three times in a row is so boring. It's always Hawks - Second Line and it's so lame seeing the Second Line beat the Hawks every year. The league is more fun when the Hawks suck... which is always."


"Definitely Philly. I'll be like 1000 TPE or something and I'll just will the team to win."


"Well first off, he has a pretty awesome name. Prince is our co-GM now? Better start playing Purple Rain whenever I get to the endzone. Secondly, I think he's done a great job so far. We had a fantastic draft and I'm excited to see what more he does to improve the already phenomenal Philly front office. I have high hopes for him, especially with the experience he has."


"I think we absolutely can make the Ultimus this coming season. We're finally at a time where we don't have any major competitor in the NSFC, at least in my opinion. YKW got weaker, BAL got weaker, and COL got weaker. If we beat COL, we can for sure go to the Ultimus, and I have a strong feeling we'll be able to."


"Love the locker room here. It's managed well by our coaches and front office, and all of us have one common goal: get to the Ultimus. Having loud personalities in this locker room is key to keeping guys motivated and training. We're all on task and we all believe we have the best team in the NSFL".


"Right now, Philly is somewhere I'm able to thrive. I don't think I'll ever want to leave, at least for the time-being. I've been doing great and by extension, my teammates are doing great. I'd be a fool to leave."


"Who the fook is this guy?"

YTB is this presser done? I know it was from a while ago, but just wanted to make sure before I graded it. If so, let me know and I'll go ahead and grade it! (PS looks like you have one question unanswered if you still wanted to do that).