1) PRE-GAME or...POST-GAME - Written: Write a 200-word preview or review on one of the Conference Championship Games or Ultimus Games.
The battle between the Hawks and Liberty was a lot of fun and very intense for fans. It was a very close game. So close that the game went to OT and the good guys won the game of course. No surprise at all because the liberty just suck and the hawks are clearly the better team and they had heavy favourites. It starts with Owen Taylor getting the touchdown so asipi can go fuck himself for the hate he has towards him because Taylor is ten times better than asipi will ever become and that is jealousy. Anyways, liberty get the TD then the hawks get 10 points and then the same happened to the liberty Then taylor gets the pass and goes for TD and asipi can go fuck himself twice because Asipi III is full of shit. Liberty gets the TD and we go to OT. But the hawks manage to win thanks to of course, Owen Taylor. Can anyone send asipi to the sun so that he can never trash talk and fuck off about Taylor. It was a close game, Gambino had a great game, Falconi had an INT, Roenick was again a tackle master and brown cried.
2) QUARTERBACK MATCHUP - Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
The QB matchup between Gambino and Falconi is probably the matchup we all want to see. These two put on a show in the regular season so they should be doing a bigger one in the playoffs. Except one nails it and one fucks up. This is the matchup of the fumbles, and interceptions. It is going to be a hell of a matchup because both are young. They are the future of their franchise and hopefully, the good guys manage to have a better run than the otters. It is definitely the best matchup because who the hell wants to see the sabercats play. They are the lamest team. Otters are just too good and no one wants to see them be good so they are for sure out of this conversation. Falconi might not do much because Brown will just demand her to just send the ball to him and just run like he did all season long and the reason why he breaks records. Both QB have great talent and they can do some crazy shit at any time. Like hail mary or just dumb shits like intercept while the WR is just wide open. It is fun isn't it.
3) ENEMIES HAPPEN - Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
I really do want to talk about Arbin Asipi III but the garbage man is not even in the playoffs so what is the point, he sucks and his team sucks. But there is another player who I want to struggle and that is of course from the Liberty. I find that team a disgrace and hope for all to struggle and shit the bed and that is the goal for my career. But M. Brown is the player we all hate the most and hope for a failure. He is a disgrace to this league and someone who is probably the most hated player. Obviously I have every right to say this because he is on a team that hates my guts, our guts and he plays for philly which is worse. Playing for a team with a shit fanbase and a shit city with absolutely nothing. I hope to god that philly never succeeds in life because they do not deserve it. Hope Brown has a career like any player the bills have and that is disappointment and absolutely get fucked by the hawks in the conference finals because who the hell even likes Brown or the city of philly.
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The battle between the Hawks and Liberty was a lot of fun and very intense for fans. It was a very close game. So close that the game went to OT and the good guys won the game of course. No surprise at all because the liberty just suck and the hawks are clearly the better team and they had heavy favourites. It starts with Owen Taylor getting the touchdown so asipi can go fuck himself for the hate he has towards him because Taylor is ten times better than asipi will ever become and that is jealousy. Anyways, liberty get the TD then the hawks get 10 points and then the same happened to the liberty Then taylor gets the pass and goes for TD and asipi can go fuck himself twice because Asipi III is full of shit. Liberty gets the TD and we go to OT. But the hawks manage to win thanks to of course, Owen Taylor. Can anyone send asipi to the sun so that he can never trash talk and fuck off about Taylor. It was a close game, Gambino had a great game, Falconi had an INT, Roenick was again a tackle master and brown cried.
2) QUARTERBACK MATCHUP - Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
The QB matchup between Gambino and Falconi is probably the matchup we all want to see. These two put on a show in the regular season so they should be doing a bigger one in the playoffs. Except one nails it and one fucks up. This is the matchup of the fumbles, and interceptions. It is going to be a hell of a matchup because both are young. They are the future of their franchise and hopefully, the good guys manage to have a better run than the otters. It is definitely the best matchup because who the hell wants to see the sabercats play. They are the lamest team. Otters are just too good and no one wants to see them be good so they are for sure out of this conversation. Falconi might not do much because Brown will just demand her to just send the ball to him and just run like he did all season long and the reason why he breaks records. Both QB have great talent and they can do some crazy shit at any time. Like hail mary or just dumb shits like intercept while the WR is just wide open. It is fun isn't it.
3) ENEMIES HAPPEN - Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
I really do want to talk about Arbin Asipi III but the garbage man is not even in the playoffs so what is the point, he sucks and his team sucks. But there is another player who I want to struggle and that is of course from the Liberty. I find that team a disgrace and hope for all to struggle and shit the bed and that is the goal for my career. But M. Brown is the player we all hate the most and hope for a failure. He is a disgrace to this league and someone who is probably the most hated player. Obviously I have every right to say this because he is on a team that hates my guts, our guts and he plays for philly which is worse. Playing for a team with a shit fanbase and a shit city with absolutely nothing. I hope to god that philly never succeeds in life because they do not deserve it. Hope Brown has a career like any player the bills have and that is disappointment and absolutely get fucked by the hawks in the conference finals because who the hell even likes Brown or the city of philly.
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