(S1) - PT #3 - Rivals

[Jogn]

Center is one of the most underrated positions in football - your only job is to prevent the Defensive Line from doing their jobs, you start off balance, and every team has an Tackle who wants nothing more than to ruin your day. It is thus a little suprising that one of the biggest locker room concerns for the Yellowknife Wraiths is the constant competition between Jogn Floggity and Mat Akselsen to be named to the position.

"Sure, I'm mad at a bunch of Tackles in the league, especially those Outlaw...am I allowed to swear on the CBC?" said Floggity, in an exclusive interview with CBC North, which does not allow swearing on air, "but at the end of the day they're just doing their jobs. Mat...that guy lost the battle, he's getting paid less, and he's an ugly piece of...work, but he keeps telling himself he'll be playing in the middle. I swear I'm going to have to poop in his locker to keep him straight. D*mn, I should have thought of doing that during Prank Week. Wait, you seriously bleeped d*mn?"

Rumors have it that the Wraiths are considering the nuclear option and signing a Free Agent Center to bypass the conflict entirely.

EDIT: WOW