Ah, so today we talk about rivals. Frazier had Ali, the Beatles had the Rolling Stones, Ricky Bobby had Jean Girard.
What makes these iconic opposing forces such great rivals is that they possessed the same level of skill. They were equal – equal forces not only oppose, but attract as well.
So, when going down the line of potential rivals for Outlaws WR Stormblessed, the list is frighteningly short. We need to find someone who can not only keep up with Stormblessed, but be good enough to trash talk him along the way.
Let’s be honest, nobody wants to hear about an inferior player talking trash.
So, let’s run through the list of ‘top’ corners on the list.
Antoine Delacour – Hard not to laugh when mentioning this scrub. 71 speed? Let’s see how that works against the fastest player in the league.
Phillipe Cartier – Slow, can’t keep up. Try harder, scrub.
Dirk Cutter – Half decent player, probably best on the list. Still nothing compared to Storm.
John Canton – First I’m hearing about this guy. Literally. No idea who he is.
It feels like Storm’s greatest rival is…himself. Look through the drop statistics. He drops more balls then anyone thought humanly possible. He leads the league in this category by FAR. The thing preventing Stormblessed from taking the next step is being unable to catch the damn football.
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What makes these iconic opposing forces such great rivals is that they possessed the same level of skill. They were equal – equal forces not only oppose, but attract as well.
So, when going down the line of potential rivals for Outlaws WR Stormblessed, the list is frighteningly short. We need to find someone who can not only keep up with Stormblessed, but be good enough to trash talk him along the way.
Let’s be honest, nobody wants to hear about an inferior player talking trash.
So, let’s run through the list of ‘top’ corners on the list.
Antoine Delacour – Hard not to laugh when mentioning this scrub. 71 speed? Let’s see how that works against the fastest player in the league.
Phillipe Cartier – Slow, can’t keep up. Try harder, scrub.
Dirk Cutter – Half decent player, probably best on the list. Still nothing compared to Storm.
John Canton – First I’m hearing about this guy. Literally. No idea who he is.
It feels like Storm’s greatest rival is…himself. Look through the drop statistics. He drops more balls then anyone thought humanly possible. He leads the league in this category by FAR. The thing preventing Stormblessed from taking the next step is being unable to catch the damn football.
227 words
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