*Achilles Hondo Presser

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

First, you wanted to be a Running Back like D'Pez Poopsie, now you switched to Cornerback. Is it true that your idol is Poopsie? Or does he just have a lot of real estate in your mind?

Not really sure if you know anything about well…. anything but Poopsie and I are actually pretty tight friends. The fact that we have taken a similar path in our careers isn't all that much of a surprise considering the inherent bond that we have to each other. I'm not talking like ESP or any of that shit. I'm talking like real brotherhood shit. Like this dude knows what I've been through to get here and I know that he always had my back in everything. Like the time in sixth grade when I was too scared to ask out Lisa Scalinsky and he was like dude just fucking do it and I was like nah man I can't but he was like No dude, JUST FUCKING DO IT. So I did it and it was the worst date of my life but I DID. FUCKING. DO IT. Ya feel me? Forget Nike Poopsie was the guy that taught me to just do it and since I knew him I always just did it man. When we were prepping for the DSFL combine and the NSFL combine, who do you think I was working out with every damn day? And when I considered switching to cornerback who do you think I called to get some advice from? Yeah man, Poopsie has always come through for me.

So that's why I took a risk trying to come into the league as a fullback and try and do something nobody else had done. But when it wasn't working out, I didn't just sit there I did something about it and made the move to cornerback. Does it happen to be where Poopsie also plays? Yes. And you know why because it's a damn smart move to be a cornerback in this league if you can make it there so fuck off with this copycat bullshit. Real ballers play defensive back one v one me ya get me. And again when I was a bit nervous about taking a chance being a free agent when that opportunity arose I again just said you know what I'm just fucking doing this shit.

So yeah Poopsie does occupy some real estate in my brain. His voice occupies the place in my mind where when I hesitate for one second or doubt myself I just hear him say c'mon man just fucking do it. I still hope sometime we'll be able to team up, I'm happy to have chosen Baltimore, I had to do what was best for me. But don't think for a second that there isn't some kind of respect between us. Friendship and admiration are not mutually exclusive. If anything, they only serve to strengthen one another.