(S13) - Ultimus Week

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Unsung Hero: Steven Harris Jr. of the Tijuana Luchadores



IT IS OUR TIME THIS (NEXT) YEAR
Wow this one is really easy for the Baltimore Hawks in my humble opinion. Yes, as if it wasn't obvious by now, the trade with the Yeti was a rental deal and Beaver and I came back home to Baltimore. Although my love for the Hawks never abided, I was happy that things ended up working out so well so that the Hawks have a high pick in this draft and the Yeti (and L'Alto by extension) had a chance at an Ultimus (rip). But its over now, I'm full steam ahead for the greatest franchise in the league, and we could not be in a better position to win it all next season. We'll have a players all over the roster in their primes and this is particularly evident by all of the Free Agents that wanted to come to Baltimore this season. They ring hunters and we gone get a ring. We have the #1 RB in Marquise Brown now and brought in other top (and still young) talent in Arbin Asipi XXIII and Ben Horne. Additionally we brought back Blackford Oakes and brought in Andre Bly Jr. The only thing we are missing is @Ben and we'll be a lock for another Ultimus.

Interview with a fan: I interviewed Beaver's new player

Interview with a star: Beaver's new player interviewed me:

1. DiMirio currently leads tight ends in Catches (1110), Receiving Yards (11522), and Receiving Touchdowns (72) - how many of these do you think you can break and which record(s) would you most like to set?

Man, jumping right into it. DiMirio and I were always destined to be compared to each other, but we are two completely different players. But if we have to talk about stats, I have a few thoughts. He's been the beneficiary of some very pass friendly offenses that liked to check down to him wheras I've played in more balanced systems. However, even with that I've played with some talented QBs and I think I have I have a shot at catching his receptions record. I doubt that I'll be able to eclipse his yards or TDs records however. One thing that gets overlooked, however is blocking. I certainly have an edge in him in that area as well as overall career wins and accomplishments I believe.
2. How was your one season in Colorado after spending the rest of your career in Baltimore?

I will say honestly and sincerely that I enjoyed my time in Colorado very much. I did not expect to be traded. I heard about it only earlier that day. But it ended up being a blessing in disguise as I was able to reunite with old rivals and friends and of course make a run at the championship.

3. Last season was the first time Baltimore missed the playoffs since Season 7, as you take over as Hawks GM what are your expectations for the team in Season 14 and the next 3-5 seasons overall?

I expect nothing but wins. I finally get to work under Epictitus Milburn, my old friend and manager. He and Icy Douglas are a force together and the previous administration left us in a great spot.

4. What is the greatest ruiner of food in human history and why is it pickles?
Well I was going to say American Cheese, but its actually pickles apparently.