There isn't particularly anything special that Dan Schneider is doing as a means of preparing himself for the season ahead so that he can impress the fans of Orange County that he is worth what they're paying him. With all of the fat stacks of cash that Schneider is poised to receive this season, it would only make sense for him to gain even thiccer than he already is. Everyone knows that the best safeties/corner backs are the ones with the most bodily girth, so it's only a natural though to load up on those carbs and meats to build up some mass. By the end of it, Schneider's gonna be the equivalent of a bullet train.

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